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Colorado Prairie Juice All Natural Essential Oils

Founded in 2014 by the Lavender-Rosemary brothers, our establishment has been serving up aromas sourced from artisan prairies in various regions that contain prairies. We are dedicated to traveling the world, finding the best prairies, and bringing those oils back to you here in our tinctures.

We guarantee that you will fall in lust with our pungent blends the moment you walk inside until you finish your last whiff. Join us for your daily routine, an outing with friends, or simply just to enjoy some alone time.

A proud corporate sponsor of Psych-Industrial band The Drood since 2014.

https://prairiedogjuice.com/

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I finally finished the property map. It is as accurate as you can get without a survey, I dare say. I used the ArcGIS mapsGoogle Maps, the plot for my house from the county of Boulder and some other stuff. The two most useful maps ended up being the ArcGIS, and something I found called 360 EarthView which ended up getting me the closest satellite views I could find.

Source file: 407-E-Geneseo-House-Plot-Map-v1-20200830.pdf

Satellite

County Plot

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Going to start an essential oils company “Colorado Prairie Juice All Natural Essential Oils”.

Infomercial: “Narration will be me walking though a field with Mick in arm saying something like “Whether you’re a stay at home parent with a penchant for armchair science or a cultural appropriating behavioral therapist with a “degree” from Nuropa ‘university’, Rest assured there’s a Colorado Prairie Juice All Natural Essential Oil that’ll fit your needs, lifestyle, neurosis or malady. From childhood lymphoma to a misaligned Shakra… Colorado Prairie Juice All Natural Essential Oil is there for you”.

“If there’s one thing uneducated right wing antivaxxers and ineffectual leftist commies agree on it’s the Healing Power ™ of Colorado Prairie Juice All Natural Essential Oils”.

Preserved for posterity:

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